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Ep 54. Doomed World | Part 1

7/12/24

Warning. Viewer discretion is advised.
Gum says, Razor. These are delicate objects. Decorative glass, and cheap plastic toys. Razor growls. Text says zoom. Lava Lamp shouts hey!
Gum says wait, what, is, that? Text says skirt. Lava Lamp says, girls.
Don't make fish tank run around so much! Razor shouts, where is it? What's going on? Lava Lamp asks, it? The respawn terminal? It's right over there. You can't use it, though. It's our only food source.
Gum says, you, you're re spawning people just to. Razor shouts, eat them? Gum says, those people can't defend themselves! Razor shouts, cowards! Gum says you're wasting those cells. Text says zip and shunk.
Wanda asks, are you lendia? Gum asks, have we, met? Wanda says, you don't know me, but I know you. I trained under Candy. She told me all about you. Does your, friend, know that you're?
Gum cuts her off, asking how could you tell who I am? Wanda says you reek. Like strawberry kiwi gum. Gum says got it. Gum thinks to herself, she's gonna turn razor against me. I need to remove her. Gum says you're pathetic. Such a selfish and greedy person. You're supposed to replace me? And Candy wouldn't shut up about me? Wanda says, I'll kill you both. And I'll have so much fun, devouring you and your loved ones alive.
Gum asks, you wanna kill me? Show me how good you are at hunting! Gum thinks to herself, she's probably what made this group so dangerous. Razor, go easy on the rest of them while I take care of her! Text says zoop. Wanda says fine, I'll show you. Lava Lamp shouts, Wanda!
Lava Lamp says ugh, whatever. We can handle this. Like Wanda said. Kill this bitch and respawn her, and whoever she's trying to bring back. And. Um, eat, them.
Lava Lamp says, you got this, Tank! Tank shouts, who, me? Text says jump. Lava Lamp says, Stickers will help you! Sticker sheet shouts, huh? Fish Tank growls and says fine. Razor imagines Fish Tank, Lava Lamp, and Wanda tearing Fuzzball apart.
Razor's starsheet advances into delirium.
Fish Tank hisses loudly. Razor rears back and begins roaring.
Fish Tank looks scared.
Razor launches herself at Fish Tank and grabs at him.
She continues to charge forwards, pushing him backwards. She roars so loudly that the fish in the tank die and the glass shatters. Fish Tank dies before hitting the ground.
Razor stands over his remains and continues pummeling him with her fists, getting glass in her skin. Text repeats the word bang as she continues smashing his remains.
Lava Lamp shouts, do something! Sticker Sheet shouts, you do something! Text repeats the word pant.
Lava Lamp shouts, come on! What are you waiting for? Kill her! Text says leak as Sticker Sheet inks himself. Razor's eyes focus in on Sticker Sheet.
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